The long awaited debut album from Voxtrot has leaked, and take it from us... it sounds pretty darn good!the album's official release date has been set for 22nd May 2007. check back here for the review
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!!!’s last album, ‘Louden Up Now’ was brilliantly flawed, showing off the bands uncanny knack for creating something that people could get down to while also being markedly aggressive. However, there was a tendency for the band to get lost within their own songs and for every 10 minutes of genius, there seemed to be 3 minutes of aimless wandering, or infantile swearing. However, it’s been roughly 4 years since then, and time spent touring with the Red Hot Chili Peppers seems to have helped them realise their ability to knock out pulsating dance floor anthems.
With Myth Takes, !!! come storming out of the blocks. The first three tracks are the best start to an album this year, battering the senses with a startling array of rhythms and ideas that are so well crafted and realized in their vision it’s startling. ‘Myth Takes’ starts off the album with an infectious bass line and a taut rhythmic drumming pattern while Nic Offer jumpily whispers about nothing in particular. This in itself personifies the beauty of the album, in that while Offer rarely sings about anything other than dancing, fucking or dropping pills, the motifs generated suit the sleazy funk bassline and rigid hi-hat background so well it doesn’t really matter. The next two songs continue the pattern, combining a knack for combining a tight sense of melody and rhythm with lyrics that, as previously mentioned, aren’t particular poignant, but suit the sordid backdrop they display themselves in front of perfectly.
While the album starts off brilliantly, it ends just as well. By shoving the more immediate material towards the start of the album, the band has given themselves a chance to branch out into more adventurous territory towards the end of the album. ‘Bend Over Beethoven’ is somewhat of a landmark for the dance-punk genre, an 8 minute song comprising of a swirling 6 minute instrumental mid-section which climaxes into raucous chorus, while ‘Break In Case Of Anything’ is a disco anthem in the best sense of the word, centering on an all female chorus who repeat their ‘Na Na Na Na’ backdrop like women possessed, while the rest of the song falls apart around it. As the album reaches an increasingly more frenetic climax, ‘Infiniford’ is the comedown to the 43 minutes of mayhem preceding it, perfectly reliving the regret many people feel after a night out where they’ve over-indulged just a little more than they intended.
However, the album is not without it’s flaws. The middle section, despite containing the pounding single ‘Heart of Hearts’, contains neither enough experimentation nor enough rhythm to grab the attention. ‘Sweet Life’ for example, seems to run out of ideas halfway through the song, and Offer is reduced to shouting the alphabet over a fuzzy collage of noise. At times, tracks tend to veer off into Mars Volta esque walls of noise that last for about 20 seconds before finishing the track or randomly lurching back into action. As well as this the drumming sounds remarkably similar on certain tracks, mainly consisting of neat hi-hats or cymbal crashes.
However, despite these minor flaws, !!! have released an album that is simultaneously worthy of hip-shaking or head banging, which is a remarkable feat in a musical landscape where rock and dance music have become so polarized and distinct. It’ll make you shake your hips, it’ll make you want to take home the ugliest girl at the party just for the hell of it. It’s the sound of the weekend. It’s the sound of your weekend.
8.5/10
Steve Wakefield
!!! - Heart Of Hearts
!!! - Bend Over Beethoven

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I'm not sure of the logistics of it or anything, but it sounds amazing. DJ Scotch Egg's sound is based around the 'blip blop' sounds created by a Game Boy in mid-flow, combined with beats and shouting incomprehensibly at certain intervals. It's quite refreshing to get halfway through a noisy, punishing live set and suddenly become aware that what you're actually listening to is the soundtrack to Super Mario 2, around Level 4 where you always go down the wrong tunnel.
Alas, I can't use words alone to try and convince you to convert to the Scotch side, of course. MP3's will be up later but for the moment hopefully this will whet your whistles:
DJ Scotch Egg - Scotch Hausen (Video)
Guitar Hero was quite probably made with this woman in mind. Her new album 'In Advance Of The Broken Arm' contains a dizzying array of riffs, time changes and irrepressibly chirpy song-writing. Recorded in her bedroom with the near-legendary Zach Hill of Hella playing drums and producing, the album shows a depth of songwriting and technical ability which you wouldn't expect from someone who's only just released their first album. Matching Hill's frankly outrageous drumming with some inspired finger-tapping is a masterstroke and results in some frankly jaw dropping sounds. I'd compare the sound to what Deerhoof might sound like if they had Van Halen on guitar and a drummer who's drank way too much coffee.Below are a few tracks from the aforementioned album for your delectation. I hope you enjoy listening to them as much as I enjoyed labouriously uploading them:
Marnie Stern - Every Single Line Means Something
Marnie Stern - Put All Your Eggs In One Basket and Then Watch That Basket!!!
Yes! you heard it here first ladies and gentlemen. Manchester based rock trio Inflight (pictured right) after taking time out from promoting their previous self titled e.p have once again headed into the studio to record their second e.p. which is yet to be titled. This second release is being created alongside the team at offline records and promises to include five studio tracks and also a bonus dvd documentary entailing live and studio footage. It is due to be concluded before the beginning of the summer 2007 and will coincide with a much anticipated UK follow up tour.